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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/12/2018 at 10:15 • Filed to: None

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Dr.  Zoidberg to the front, please.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:16

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What the hell?  

Tripper > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:19

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Aremmes > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:20

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What is this, a scratchpost staircase for cats?

Aremmes > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:22

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What climbing this staircase might look like:

Funktheduck > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:22

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As someone who likes to skip stairs when walking up them, I find these incredibly problematic. 

ttyymmnn > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/12/2018 at 10:25

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Exactly.

BigBlock440 > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:26

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As someone who has fallen down the stairs in every house I’ve lived in, that looks more painful than normal stairs.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:27

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I’m left handed, so I usually lead up steps with my right foot. I’d be fucked. 

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:28

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That is staggering!

ttyymmnn > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 07/12/2018 at 10:28

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I’m left handed as well, and I never thought about which foot I start with. I do kick with my right leg, though, and I bat and hold a hockey stick right handed. I’m certain that’s only because I learned from right-handed kids.

facw > Funktheduck 07/12/2018 at 10:29

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Honestly skipping every other step looks like the only way these could even work to me.

Azrek > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:29

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That looks like something I’d build my cat!

ttyymmnn > $kaycog 07/12/2018 at 10:29

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You just need to take it one step at a time. 

Urambo Tauro > Funktheduck 07/12/2018 at 10:29

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Also, there’s no room to turn around halfway because you suddenly remembered something. Nor can you use both feet on one step at a time because your joints and back aren’t what they used to be . This has “fuck the elderly” written all over it.

This is a less-than-elegant solution to a problem that nobody was having. YOUR RIGHT FOOT SHALL GO HERE AND YOUR LEFT FOOT SHALL GO HERE

user314 > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:33

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:34

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Holey mother of broken legs batman!

Funktheduck > Urambo Tauro 07/12/2018 at 10:35

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Don’t forget the whole inanimate object thing telling you how to live your best life 

Rainbow > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 07/12/2018 at 10:36

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I wonder what the link is between hands and feet. I’m right-handed, but I usually use my right foot as well, with the notable exception of kicking on a skateboard or scooter. I suppose that’s because I prefer to stand on my right foot, maybe? I dunno. It just feels unnatural not to kick with my left foot.

Rainbow > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:39

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I like the concept, but I hate the execution. It doesn’t match anything, especially the carpet. If it was straight, diagonal lines (each step was a triangle that tucked under the above step) and they were made of either glass, aluminum, or anything else solid-colored, I would like them.

vondon302 > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 10:43

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So much why?

Also I'm pretty sure that's not code.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > facw 07/12/2018 at 10:46

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I was wrong...

Also, this would work, but I suspect this staircase is very steep.

Dogsatemypants > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 12:52

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Good use for old school desks i guess

LOREM IPSUM > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 13:22

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I hope their homeowners insurance is really, really good.

jkm7680 > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 21:11

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drunk me and those stairs would not get along. 

Thomas Donohue > vondon302 07/12/2018 at 21:30

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I’m guessing someone has a pet that is afraid of steep inclines, so this lets them go side to side on each step, instead of tumbling forward.

And possibly the owner has the same fear, and it allows them to put two feet on each step as they make their way up/down.

Noted: the diaper-looking pad at the bottom of the step.

(this is all I got!)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/12/2018 at 21:59

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I am going to escalate this to the moderators.

AdverseMartyr > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 05:52

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A slinky has no chance on those stairs.

pip bip - choose Corrour > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 07/13/2018 at 07:25

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me too